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My Toolbox Is My Retirement Plan Hoodie
My Toolbox Is My Retirement Plan Hoodie
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Forget Wall Street—this hoodie is for the real investors: sockets, wrenches, and busted knuckles. Featuring the bold “My Toolbox Is My Retirement Plan” graphic with a toolbox overflowing with greasy dollar bills and tools, this heavy blend hoodie is built for shop nights, cold garages, and weekend cruises.
Made with a durable cotton-poly mix, it’s thick, warm, and tough enough to handle shop life—while still soft enough to crash on the couch after a long shift. A spacious kangaroo pocket keeps your hands warm (or stashes bolts and sockets), and the adjustable hood locks in heat when the temps drop. This is the retirement plan you can actually wear.
Why You’ll Love It
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Grease-Ready Design – Toolbox + cash + bold slogan, screen-print bold on back.
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Heavy Blend Comfort – 50/50 cotton-poly for warmth, durability, and softness.
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Classic Shop Fit – Unisex design works for all mechanics, welders, and builders.
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Practical Pocket – Kangaroo pouch for hands, phones, or stray bolts.
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Street + Shop Approved – Looks good at work, in the garage, or out with friends.
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
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Tumble dry low/medium
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Iron, steam, or dry low heat
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Non-chlorine bleach as needed
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Do not dry clean
Perfect Gift For:
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Mechanics, welders, electricians, and DIY builders
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Retirement parties (better than a gold watch)
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Anyone whose 401(k) is a rolling toolbox
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