This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a badge of honor for every wrench-turner, builder, and grease-stained hustler who knows their tools are the real 401(k). Featuring the bold “My Toolbox Is My Retirement Plan” graphic with a toolbox overflowing with greasy bills and socket sets, this tee is all about grit, grind, and garage life.
Built on our premium Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee, it’s soft enough for a weekend cruise, durable enough for the shop, and loud enough to get a laugh at any worksite or retirement party. Perfect for mechanics, welders, electricians, or anyone who’s traded suit-and-tie life for sockets and pliers.
Why You’ll Love It
Badass Design – Toolbox + greasy cash + graffiti “JG” hits hard on the back print.
Premium Fabric – 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton = soft, lightweight, and breathable.
Built Tough – Ribbed knit collar keeps its shape through sweat and long shifts.
Comfort Fit – Not too baggy, not too slim. Looks good in the shop or out with friends.
No Itchy Tags – Tear-away label for all-day comfort.
Ethically Made – Produced with sustainability and fair labor in mind.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry low
Iron/steam medium heat
Do not dry clean
Perfect Gift For:
Mechanics, welders, fabricators, and tradesmen
Retirement celebrations (forget gold watches—this is better)
DIY kings and garage warriors
Anyone whose retirement plan comes in drawers, not stock markets
